Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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