singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
is that a dick in a sweater?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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