so explain again why im purple
no
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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