I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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