Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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