her vagine was all disorganized.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
A+ Viking dick
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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