Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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