That's when you crack a 10am beer
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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