I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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