i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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