i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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