As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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