This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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