i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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