If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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