office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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