Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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