I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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