It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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