I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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