You made me cry and you don't even care
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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