I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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