I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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