I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
