Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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