Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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