Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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