I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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I need you to use more vowels.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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