Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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