I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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