Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
