A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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