Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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