My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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