just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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