Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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