only if we run a train.
done.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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