Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Tornado booty call.. dedication
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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