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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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