If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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