I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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