So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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