He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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