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Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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