Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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