"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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