who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just found puke in my bra..
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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