Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
