No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I intend to get homeless drunk
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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