is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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