Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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