That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
My boob is missing a layer of skin
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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